Warning: Religous Joke! Turn around if it will offend you! You have been warned......
So, why can't Jesus eat skittles? They keep fallin through the friggin holes in his hands! Lollol
So Jesus walks into an inn... hands barkeeper 3 nails. Says"Can you put me up for the night?"
Cannible boy: Mom I brought my friend over for dinner!
Mom: Put em in the fridge, we'll eat em later.
So, a while back, a military jet was in the sky. It had lost 2 engines, and was going down. So the passengers threw off some excess weight. A pistol, rifle, and missle. They land safley, but just barley, and see 3 kids. One was sobbing.
Commander: What's wrong, kid?
Kid: A pistol hit me in the head!
The next was crying like crazy, and his leg was bleeding.
Commander: Are you okay?
Kid: A rifle fell, hit the ground, and shot, but grazed my leg! It hurts...
The next was laughing super hard.
Commander: What's up with you?
Kid: I sneezed, and a house blew up!