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Your mom is like going bungee jumping, she cost $100 for 30 seconds, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much dead.
 
John is holding 30 candy bars in one hand, and 73 in the other hand, John eats 80 of the candy bars, what does John have now???

DIABETES

JOHN HAS DIABETES
 
Joke 1:
Oh s***! It's the popo! (Self sarcasm)

Joke 2:
Son: Dad, why isn't here with us anymore?
Dad: okay son... I'll explain this nicely... Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: to get to the other side?
Dad: yep! And like mom, she had to go to the other side too!

*silence*

Dad: well... Except that she only made halfway across it...

JOKE 3:
Man 1: Minecraft sold a total of 64 million sales!
Man 2: Well.. You can say it's a... BLOCKBUSTER
 
Teacher: Alright, kids. What does the chicken give you?
Kids: KFC!
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give you?
Kids: MEAT!
Teacher: Good job! So, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: HOMEWORK!
 
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Your mama's so fat, her belly button got home 15 minutes before she did.

Your mama's so fat, that when she stood on the scale, the doctor told her that he needed her weight and not her phone number.
 
Yo momma so ugly that in Moral Kombat!!!!! Scorpin said stay over there!!!! Yo momma is so ugly that she gives Freeddy Crouger nightmares. Hahaha
 
Warning: Religous Joke! Turn around if it will offend you! You have been warned......
So, why can't Jesus eat skittles? They keep fallin through the friggin holes in his hands! Lollol
So Jesus walks into an inn... hands barkeeper 3 nails. Says"Can you put me up for the night?"
Cannible boy: Mom I brought my friend over for dinner!
Mom: Put em in the fridge, we'll eat em later.
So, a while back, a military jet was in the sky. It had lost 2 engines, and was going down. So the passengers threw off some excess weight. A pistol, rifle, and missle. They land safley, but just barley, and see 3 kids. One was sobbing.
Commander: What's wrong, kid?
Kid: A pistol hit me in the head!
The next was crying like crazy, and his leg was bleeding.
Commander: Are you okay?
Kid: A rifle fell, hit the ground, and shot, but grazed my leg! It hurts...
The next was laughing super hard.
Commander: What's up with you?
Kid: I sneezed, and a house blew up!
 
Funny story: once there was a guy named poop,he was very ugly,so one night he went to the prom with his girlfriend,soon he went to the bathroom.then a guy asked her "Wanna dance?" And then she said "no,poop is coming out right now".
 
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