Yo Mama Battle...(really outdated but had to do it....)

ElectricShrew65

ElectricShrew65

aka Kyoo
Yo mama jokes are getting really old, but sure they are still hilarious.

Just post yo mama jokes below that you think are funnier than this:

"Yo mama's so poor, that when I saw her kicking a can down the sidewalk, I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said "Moving."
 
There are other jokes than "Yo mama so fat"
Yo mama so hairy when she borned you, you had rug burn.
Yo mama so fat she didn't ned a computer. She's already world wide.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to space, NASA thought it was a solar eclipse.
Yo mama so ugly when she went into an ugly contest, they said "Sorry no professionals aloud".
Yo mama so hairy Chubacca (Sorry @Bronzium) tried to hook up with her.
Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree.
Yo mama so fat when she entered Mortal Kombat, Scorpion could pull her over.
Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to tie her belt.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabeties.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to the pool, her splash attack did damage.
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than 1 Ditto to transform into her.
Yo mama so fat when she said she wanted to fly, they stamped GoodYear on her and put her in the runway.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, it rained M&M's.
Yo mama so fat the army used her pants as parachutes. (A moment of silence and respects)
Yo mama so fat she made her foam Memory Mattress forget.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a car, she went to the hospital to get it taken out of her.
Yo mama so stupid she tapes a paper on a window and calls it Payperview.
Yo mama so fat, she was in the cast for the next Godzilla.
Yo mama so fat she's not allowed to go to the beach, she makes a tsunami.
 
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she walked in front of my TV during a show, I missed 5 seasons...
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looked at her reflection on the mirror, her reflection said "I quit", and ran off.
Yo momma's so hairy, that when she was born, her mother got rug-burn.
Yo momma's so stupid, that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo momma's so short, she hula-hoops through a Cheerio.
Yo momma's so skinny, that when she wore a yellow shirt with black shoes, she was mistaken for a pencil.

P.S. Sorry if you got butt-hurt ;-;
 
yo mama is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas
yo mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car
 
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