ElectricShrew65
aka Kyoo
Well, I want to confess something. I WAS A BRONY ONCE.
OH MY GOD RABID. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'M GONNA FIAND OUT WER U LIV AND SHOOT DA HEL OUT OF UR FACE SPEOIFJCMEKODAOWODICKAKSMAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH
Well that was four years ago. I'm no longer like that.
Back in 2012, Twilight Sparkle was my legitimate idol. I would always think about her and once I dreamed that I was a pony myself (uuuuuugggghhhhh) and that Twilight and I were in love. (IM SORRY I HAVE TO PUT U GUIS THRU THIS CRINGE) I even wrote a fanfiction about it!!!!!!! I will not put it here though, because it is the most disgusting thing I have ever written, now that I look back to it. However, I wrote another fanfiction called "The Diary Of Twilight Sparkle". I eventually gave up on being a brony when I started getting bullied because of it, and I realized that it was ridiculous.
As I type this I ask myself why I am even sharing this with you guys.
Well, here it is. I must go back to the cringe that I was once engulfed in. If you guys are willing to come with me, read along.
STAGE 1: THE CRINGE AWAKENS
June 1, 2006 (Monday)
What a day. Period.
June 2, 2006 (Tuwsday)
When I woke up this morning, everypony was gone, except me. I looked everywhere around ponyville, maybe even Equestria.
I decided to ask Spike to send a letter to Princess Celestia regarding the safety of my friends, only to realize that I messed up and they were also gone.
Couldn't sleep. Kept worrying about Rarity and Dashie.
June 5, 2006 (Friday)
Sorry I couldn't write the last 2 days, Ran out of freaking ink.
I went to the castle to pick up supplies. While I picked 'em up, I saw a monster. Good thing it didn't see me.
Got 2 years worth of supplies. I'm an alicorn. Don't ask me how I did it.
June 8, 2006 (Monday)
2 weeks have passed since everyone dissapeared.
I've survived on apples, water, a fire (cuz we don't have any candles anymore, Pinkie knocked them all off last year) and a shelter, pretty much the treehouse.
STAGE 2: THE CRINGE INTENSIFIES
June 10, 2006 (Wednesday)
I looked around Equestria some more, only to realize that Discord and Queen Chrysalis did not dissappear.
Last night I heard voices coming from the trees. Reminded me of Fluttershy.
But I want those 2 idiots to go to hell.
PS its discord and that rotten chrysalis. Discord's to frikken easy to beat but man, chrysalis? Get outta town.
STAGE 3: MICHAEL BAY MAKES CRINGE EXPLOSIONS
June 12, 2006 (Friday)
Yesterday was boring, usual loner day. Wouldnt be worth it if I recorded it.
I was walking around Sweet Apple Acres, just to have some exercise, y'know. Suddenly the ground started to tremble.
Earthquake.
Everything cracked around me. I tried to hold on, but my magic couldn't hold all this power. I fell into one if the cracks, and everything went black.
I woke up.
STEP 4: YOLOSWAGNEMITE DIES OF CRINGE AND WE LOSE ALL OF OUR DORITOES
It was night, the fire was blazing in the house and loads of water and apples were scattered around. Something sat on the sofa, pretty much the least unexpected thing.
Fluttershy.
"Don't eat me! Please, i-i-i-um..." she muttered. I went to her and told her that everything is going to be fine.
"everything's gonna be fine. This is Twilight."
STEP 5: SHREK AND SONIKKU BATTLE EACH OTHER WITH MTN DEW SNIEPR RIFES FOR DOMINANCE AS THE CRINGE APOCALYPSE RAGES ON
"Oh, um...how did I get here?" That one question is simple unanswerable.
I told her I dunno cuz I wasnt with you when you dissappeared.
"Fluttershy what happened?"
She just pushed me and told me that she doesn't want to talk about it.
"It's too uncomfortable. I'm gonna go slumber."
I also hit the bed wondering about tomorrow.
June 13, 2006 (Saturday)
As you know, I caught (or found) Fluttershy yesterday.
We added some more stuff while she was sleeping, including some renovations.
Renovations suck.
STEP 6: DORA TRIES TO EXPLORE VONYPILLE BUT IS BLOWN UP BY SUPER MINECRAFT KID'S CRINGY HIGH PITCHED BOMBS
June 15, 2006 (Monday)
Found the monster again while I got some lightbulbs for our defense in case discord attacks us.
PS It was talking to Queen Chrysalis.
June 16, 2006 (Tuesday)
2 weeks 1 day
Im dyslexic (kind of)
2 weeks 1 day means this is how much Ive lasted since everypony (except Fluttershy) dissappeared.
Still no proof about how every pony dissappeared. Fluttershy's too stubborn.
June 20, 2006 (Saturday)
What a boring day. I feel like I've been roasted on a beach set on fire.
OK THATS ENOUGH CANCER. Sorry I put you guys through this. To compensate...
1 PR = 1 iPhone 6 charger
This is RabPach signing out.
OH MY GOD RABID. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'M GONNA FIAND OUT WER U LIV AND SHOOT DA HEL OUT OF UR FACE SPEOIFJCMEKODAOWODICKAKSMAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH
Well that was four years ago. I'm no longer like that.
Back in 2012, Twilight Sparkle was my legitimate idol. I would always think about her and once I dreamed that I was a pony myself (uuuuuugggghhhhh) and that Twilight and I were in love. (IM SORRY I HAVE TO PUT U GUIS THRU THIS CRINGE) I even wrote a fanfiction about it!!!!!!! I will not put it here though, because it is the most disgusting thing I have ever written, now that I look back to it. However, I wrote another fanfiction called "The Diary Of Twilight Sparkle". I eventually gave up on being a brony when I started getting bullied because of it, and I realized that it was ridiculous.
As I type this I ask myself why I am even sharing this with you guys.
Well, here it is. I must go back to the cringe that I was once engulfed in. If you guys are willing to come with me, read along.
STAGE 1: THE CRINGE AWAKENS
June 1, 2006 (Monday)
What a day. Period.
June 2, 2006 (Tuwsday)
When I woke up this morning, everypony was gone, except me. I looked everywhere around ponyville, maybe even Equestria.
I decided to ask Spike to send a letter to Princess Celestia regarding the safety of my friends, only to realize that I messed up and they were also gone.
Couldn't sleep. Kept worrying about Rarity and Dashie.
June 5, 2006 (Friday)
Sorry I couldn't write the last 2 days, Ran out of freaking ink.
I went to the castle to pick up supplies. While I picked 'em up, I saw a monster. Good thing it didn't see me.
Got 2 years worth of supplies. I'm an alicorn. Don't ask me how I did it.
June 8, 2006 (Monday)
2 weeks have passed since everyone dissapeared.
I've survived on apples, water, a fire (cuz we don't have any candles anymore, Pinkie knocked them all off last year) and a shelter, pretty much the treehouse.
STAGE 2: THE CRINGE INTENSIFIES
June 10, 2006 (Wednesday)
I looked around Equestria some more, only to realize that Discord and Queen Chrysalis did not dissappear.
Last night I heard voices coming from the trees. Reminded me of Fluttershy.
But I want those 2 idiots to go to hell.
PS its discord and that rotten chrysalis. Discord's to frikken easy to beat but man, chrysalis? Get outta town.
STAGE 3: MICHAEL BAY MAKES CRINGE EXPLOSIONS
June 12, 2006 (Friday)
Yesterday was boring, usual loner day. Wouldnt be worth it if I recorded it.
I was walking around Sweet Apple Acres, just to have some exercise, y'know. Suddenly the ground started to tremble.
Earthquake.
Everything cracked around me. I tried to hold on, but my magic couldn't hold all this power. I fell into one if the cracks, and everything went black.
I woke up.
STEP 4: YOLOSWAGNEMITE DIES OF CRINGE AND WE LOSE ALL OF OUR DORITOES
It was night, the fire was blazing in the house and loads of water and apples were scattered around. Something sat on the sofa, pretty much the least unexpected thing.
Fluttershy.
"Don't eat me! Please, i-i-i-um..." she muttered. I went to her and told her that everything is going to be fine.
"everything's gonna be fine. This is Twilight."
STEP 5: SHREK AND SONIKKU BATTLE EACH OTHER WITH MTN DEW SNIEPR RIFES FOR DOMINANCE AS THE CRINGE APOCALYPSE RAGES ON
"Oh, um...how did I get here?" That one question is simple unanswerable.
I told her I dunno cuz I wasnt with you when you dissappeared.
"Fluttershy what happened?"
She just pushed me and told me that she doesn't want to talk about it.
"It's too uncomfortable. I'm gonna go slumber."
I also hit the bed wondering about tomorrow.
June 13, 2006 (Saturday)
As you know, I caught (or found) Fluttershy yesterday.
We added some more stuff while she was sleeping, including some renovations.
Renovations suck.
STEP 6: DORA TRIES TO EXPLORE VONYPILLE BUT IS BLOWN UP BY SUPER MINECRAFT KID'S CRINGY HIGH PITCHED BOMBS
June 15, 2006 (Monday)
Found the monster again while I got some lightbulbs for our defense in case discord attacks us.
PS It was talking to Queen Chrysalis.
June 16, 2006 (Tuesday)
2 weeks 1 day
Im dyslexic (kind of)
2 weeks 1 day means this is how much Ive lasted since everypony (except Fluttershy) dissappeared.
Still no proof about how every pony dissappeared. Fluttershy's too stubborn.
June 20, 2006 (Saturday)
What a boring day. I feel like I've been roasted on a beach set on fire.
OK THATS ENOUGH CANCER. Sorry I put you guys through this. To compensate...
1 PR = 1 iPhone 6 charger
This is RabPach signing out.