AWSD-Spectre
i eat tires
Kids be warned! Rilisoft has been hiding all of this stuff for years. So I was drinking milk and got drunk, and got an idea: to figure out if Rilisoft is Illuminati. So I walked to Russia to meet the creator Alex Krasnov himself, but I had to drink vodka (milk in Russian..l think) first. Then I interviewed them with the state-of-the-art questions. Here is the sketch of what the interview was (court-style)...
And also, I saw plans behind him about World 3, and how it was going to be "confirmed". You know what else got confimed, ILLUMINATI, THAT'S WHO! And I did a lets-play of World 3 exclusively, and saw triangles fighting me with hyper-realistic blood (hyper-realistically). Since I was too drunk (on milk) to screenshot any parts of the game, I didn't get any evidence of it (sorry about that). And after I beat the world, my Tabby (yes, I named my tablet that) bursted into treats, and spaghetti fell out of my pockets. I died of embarassment, and resurrected myself. I ran back to my home-country, and MURICA destroyed the Illuminati chasing meh. I was spooked for life, and never wanted to go back there ever ever for never ever forever again. I, however, found out that they were illuminati, and told Obama to nuke them. Rilisoft hired that one fat chinese person from North or South Korea to haxorz Sony (so The Interview wasn't the cause of them deciding to haxorz Sony). Rilisoft, however, saw no end to Obama's rage against him, so they gave in, and promised to make the game less illuminati. I was happy to see the good news, but they weren't. I told them all of the haxorzing devices locations going against their game, and haxorz on PG3D, and they apprehended them with ease. They gave me a hug in return becuase they used all of their money to hire that one fat chinese (no wait, he was korean the whole time) person to haxorzing Sony. So I said meh, and returned home. The scariest part didn't happen yet, and it is this: this is all a fake, and this is all just a super-late (or super-early) April Fools Joke!
TEH EDNZ
P.S. Please don't haxorz me Korea ;-;
And also, I saw plans behind him about World 3, and how it was going to be "confirmed". You know what else got confimed, ILLUMINATI, THAT'S WHO! And I did a lets-play of World 3 exclusively, and saw triangles fighting me with hyper-realistic blood (hyper-realistically). Since I was too drunk (on milk) to screenshot any parts of the game, I didn't get any evidence of it (sorry about that). And after I beat the world, my Tabby (yes, I named my tablet that) bursted into treats, and spaghetti fell out of my pockets. I died of embarassment, and resurrected myself. I ran back to my home-country, and MURICA destroyed the Illuminati chasing meh. I was spooked for life, and never wanted to go back there ever ever for never ever forever again. I, however, found out that they were illuminati, and told Obama to nuke them. Rilisoft hired that one fat chinese person from North or South Korea to haxorz Sony (so The Interview wasn't the cause of them deciding to haxorz Sony). Rilisoft, however, saw no end to Obama's rage against him, so they gave in, and promised to make the game less illuminati. I was happy to see the good news, but they weren't. I told them all of the haxorzing devices locations going against their game, and haxorz on PG3D, and they apprehended them with ease. They gave me a hug in return becuase they used all of their money to hire that one fat chinese (no wait, he was korean the whole time) person to haxorzing Sony. So I said meh, and returned home. The scariest part didn't happen yet, and it is this: this is all a fake, and this is all just a super-late (or super-early) April Fools Joke!
TEH EDNZ
P.S. Please don't haxorz me Korea ;-;
