READING A FANFICTION I MADE WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD

Well, gg you guys. I'm reading this terrible fan fiction I wrote like 4 or 5 yrs ago...WARNING DISTURBING CONTENT

(You can blame @Zaliox, she asked for the link) jk

Alright, let's start. (PREPARE OURSELVES FOR THE CRINGE)

Note that the spelling errors have always been in the fanfic, and the ones that are enclosed by the, you know, curved thingies aren't part of the fanfic.

THE HEDGEHOG AND THE PUSSYCAT (I cringed already.)

"DAMMIT YOU SLOWPOKES MOVE UR BUTS WE SHALL KIL THE VAMPIRS!" Yelled lord sonic

The soldiers ran on their feet like streak s of lite and they were goin so fast that even Usain Bolt would be last place against them

Silver the hedge hog was among the many soldiers and he wanted to kill all the stupid vampires. He ran and ran and there was fire everyewurhe and he saw people getting decapacatitated. He was horrified and he screamed like a lil girl

Suddenly a shadow rose from the darkness. It was purple and it was beautifl and had black eyes that were as dark as the nite

Silver started sweating all over and he felt something weird. It was growing (OK OK THATS ENOUGH, LETS SKIP TO THE NOT SO DISTURBING PARTS)

Silver pointed his M9248-912-4983-8894342-5 rifle at the purple vampire and shouted "IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU ARE ALL MOSNTERS"

The vampire said "no stop we can work things out"

Silver put down his rifle and said " hi I'm silver"

The vampire blushed (CRIIIINNNGGGGGEEEE) and said "I'm....u....umm....Im blaze"

Silver was like nice to meet you blaze but deep down he wanted to kill her. She said that she lives in a haunted vampire house near a Mcdonald's on moon shadow st. (It's a wonder that she isn't fat.) She asked if Silver wanted 2 come over

Silver said yes Blaze I wanted to go

So they went to Blaze's house and they ate food together and had a bath together and slept together

The next morning Silver was awake and he was making flat cakes (I didn't know you called them pancakes at the time, how derp of me.) and then Blaze went to him and said Silver I...love you

And then their lips crashed and (BARF WARNING) their tongues were wriggling against each others and then Silver said your saliva tastes good.

They went to the bedrroom (I need to end it here, I bet you guys are suffering from all kinds of cancer and ebola and malaria at the same time because of this cringy fanfic)

Well, goodbye. I hope you guys aren't disappointed with me.





 
Well, gg you guys. I'm reading this terrible fan fiction I wrote like 4 or 5 yrs ago...WARNING DISTURBING CONTENT

(You can blame @Zaliox, she asked for the link) jk

Alright, let's start. (PREPARE OURSELVES FOR THE CRINGE)

Note that the spelling errors have always been in the fanfic, and the ones that are enclosed by the, you know, curved thingies aren't part of the fanfic.

THE HEDGEHOG AND THE PUSSYCAT (I cringed already.)

"DAMMIT YOU SLOWPOKES MOVE UR BUTS WE SHALL KIL THE VAMPIRS!" Yelled lord sonic

The soldiers ran on their feet like streak s of lite and they were goin so fast that even Usain Bolt would be last place against them

Silver the hedge hog was among the many soldiers and he wanted to kill all the stupid vampires. He ran and ran and there was fire everyewurhe and he saw people getting decapacatitated. He was horrified and he screamed like a lil girl

Suddenly a shadow rose from the darkness. It was purple and it was beautifl and had black eyes that were as dark as the nite

Silver started sweating all over and he felt something weird. It was growing (OK OK THATS ENOUGH, LETS SKIP TO THE APPROPRIATE PARTS)

Silver pointed his M9248-912-4983-8894342-5 rifle at the purple vampire and shouted "IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU ARE ALL MOSNTERS"

The vampire said "no stop we can work things out"

Silver put down his rifle and said " hi I'm silver"

The vampire blushed (CRIIIINNNGGGGGEEEE) and said "I'm....u....umm....Im blaze"

Silver was like nice to meet you blaze but deep down he wanted to kill her. She said that she lives in a haunted vampire house near a Mcdonald's on moon shadow st. (It's a wonder that she isn't fat.) She asked if Silver wanted 2 come over

Silver said yes Blaze I wanted to go

So they went to Blaze's house and they ate food together and had a bath together and slept together

The next morning Silver was awake and he was making flat cakes (I didn't know you called them pancakes at the time, how derp of me.) and then Blaze went to him and said Silver I...love you

And then their lips crashed and (BARF WARNING) their tongues were wriggling against each others and then Silver said your saliva tastes good.

They went to the bedrroom (I need to end it here, I bet you guys are suffering from all kinds of cancer and ebola and malaria at the same time because of this cringy fanfic)

Well, goodbye. I hope you guys aren't disappointed with me.




I know have confidence in my own Fics..
Jk, I just skimmed over it when I know its a Sonic Fic, THERE ARE WORSE FICS THAN THIS ABOUT SANIC!!!!
 
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cringe, but it was funny
 
More cringe than 10 Leafy videos combined.
0/0 - IGN
[EDIT]
But seriously, you made this 'masterpiece' when you were 9?
GG.
 
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