RandomDash.exe

AWSD-Spectre

i eat tires
So I was on a torrent for no friggin' reason, and found a file. I thought it was MLP stuff, so I downloaded it, and prepared my body. After my body was ready, I opened the file. I saw Spooky Sonic with his cliché red-eyes. I say, "OI F-OFF". He said, "Okay :[ ". I then opened the file again, and found no ponies (my body wasn't ready anymore...). I re-readied my body, and resumed to watch the computer screen. There's this person named RandomDash, and said she'll hax me if I lose her challenge. I accepted (even though I could've denied her request like any smart person). She said, "U LAUGH, U LOSE. OKIE-DOKIE?". I accepted, and started this stupid challenge. I lost, and died. I came back to life, and did another challenge. I had to ship two people. I decided to ship the Titanic, and the U.S.S Arizona. This was the result...
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"The ship has sailed"! Sorry, I had too. I lost, because she was part of the ISISLENNYSLENDERMCDONALDSKLANANOMYNOUSINATI and used hax. So she DDOSed me, got no tix and robux in Roblox, and I got a stupid super-virus called, "Goodtimes Virus". I said, "Snitch, you ain't real homie-G". The virus scurried off, and I lived happily ever after. "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!", said Billy Mays. I woke up, and found RandomDash floating by my bed, and said, "Get ready to be shipped! Everyone and everything came at me, and I got shipped. Kitkat then cried in joy, and she lived happily ever after, but I didn't. You'll be shipped, and hax too if you don't not play her games. But if you do, she'll do it anyways. But the creepiest part is that a skeleton popped out, and he's inside you right now...
P.S. SwaySway died :[
 
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da best story evar 9000/1
ma favorue part was when the shoip[s smoomcihed.
would readz again.
 
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