Forum game ~ HOW TOUGH ARE YOU!?

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I am so tough that a dragon sprayed fire on me and the dragon caught fire

Im so tough that when a dragon breaths fire on me the dragons go extinct.

 

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I am so tough that when I get a cold dragons freeze to death

Your weak then. Getting a cold. Oh achoo! I'm allergic to weakness. I'm so tough that when I look at the sun it BLINKS.

 

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I am so tough that Jack frost got a cold when a dragon came

Im so tough that I killed chuck norris in a blink.

 

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I an so cool that when I look at the sun it becomes night

I'm so legit that I cure cancer with my tears. They name me the new Jesus of this earth. What are you? A lonely little boi that's knows nothin but pressin a space bar? (Not meant to offend anyone .-.)

 

[BurnedOutRevenge]

I Ate a poison grenade

 

[MIDNIGHT]

I Ate a poison grenade

i did the same, but with a poato already stuffed in my mouth!

 

[iFrosted]

I nuked the museum and im alive.

 

[iFrosted]

Im out of the milky way and im alive, i can breathe better there.

 

[Theope~FTW~]

I ATE A HIPO ALONE

 

[BurnedOutRevenge]

I got bit by a Brazilian wandering spider
They are very venomous spiders

 

[Helium]

I ate the brazilian spiders and cook it later and watch the tv on the back side and sleep with eyes open.

 

[RemixMaster3.O]

I'm so though that when the Incredible Hulk accidentally creams me, he's the one who got creamed!

 

[iFrosted]

I ate 1 quadrillion peanuts and potatoes at same time and chew them only 1 second

 

[iFrosted]

I ate 1 quadrillion peanuts and potatoes at same time and chew them only 1 second

With a flood of ketchups.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

I'm so tough, even spiders fear me (like they ever feared people in the first place...)

 

[iFrosted]

Im so tough that the whole universe is scared of me and died when i blink.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

Is that so? Well the universe wasn't scared of you, it was scared of me, and I happen to be by you when the universe exploded at that percise moment when you blinked! In that case, I'm so tough, I was the reason the Big Bang happened...

 

[Mint]

I'm so tough, I make Steve Austin AND Chuck Norris turn into babies when they cross me.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

HOW TOUGH AM I? Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee cry for my help. MY HELP!

 

[BurnedOutRevenge]

I got bit by a blAck widow:rolleyes: