Serendipity
Well-Known Member
So, you wanna be God-tier in the game? You wanna have 1337 5KI11Z? YOU WANNA HAVE A SUCH A PRO SKORR LIEK DIS??
Well, listen up, scrub. You can't. Cuz I'm 2pro4u. But what I can teach you is how to be...
Yeah, MLG. Top of the league, baby! Now follow these basic goddamn steps on how to be a pro:
You gotta show them who's the BAWS and, OF COURSE, that ain't them, that's you, you pimpalicious full-of-swag pro! A Pimp Suit is a very important attire for all you MLG-level pros. You gotta show them the pimp hand, slap them a bit and learn2skillz. Also, make sure to call the resident girl gamer on both sides (usually called Cute Girl, Plz S*x Me Up or ImAHotGirl69) your "hoes" since nothing makes you feel better than to demoralize women because you're a sad miserable virgin who's been friendzoned about a thousand times!
Come on, every Pimp needs a cane! And since this game has no official Pimp Cane, you have to buy one in the form of the Wizard Wand, make sure to upgrade that s*** to ARCHIMAGE LEVEL, PLEB. NO COINS, U POOR CHING CHONG? GRIND SURVIVAL LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. And presto, you've now acquired your very own ARCANE PIMP WAND*! (*no skils required to operate it)
Now, as an MLG Pro and Master of Pimpin' Sorcery, you must now acquire a really swagful name and for that, I suggest using this site! (http://pimp.name/pimp-name-generator/) Be sure to *COLOR* your name, make it italic and all that crap, because who cares if your name stands the Hell out and can be spotted from a mile away by a pro sniper* (*me)? IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SWAGGER.
Because who cares if dem whiny skrubs complain about your potions/invisibility-- I mean, SKILLZ?! You got the suit. You got the swagger. You got the PIMP WAND. And you got the best build for an MLG Pro. Damn, they ain't got anything on youup until you get sniped in the face. You're an invincible wizard Pimp Lord of the Arcane Swagful Arts!
Up until I see you in my sights...
Well, listen up, scrub. You can't. Cuz I'm 2pro4u. But what I can teach you is how to be...
Yeah, MLG. Top of the league, baby! Now follow these basic goddamn steps on how to be a pro:
Buy/Make a Pimp Suit
Hoes sold separately.
Hoes sold separately.
You gotta show them who's the BAWS and, OF COURSE, that ain't them, that's you, you pimpalicious full-of-swag pro! A Pimp Suit is a very important attire for all you MLG-level pros. You gotta show them the pimp hand, slap them a bit and learn2skillz. Also, make sure to call the resident girl gamer on both sides (usually called Cute Girl, Plz S*x Me Up or ImAHotGirl69) your "hoes" since nothing makes you feel better than to demoralize women because you're a sad miserable virgin who's been friendzoned about a thousand times!
Buy a Pimp Wand!
"One does not simply understand the Arcane Arts of Pimp Wanding."
"One does not simply understand the Arcane Arts of Pimp Wanding."
Come on, every Pimp needs a cane! And since this game has no official Pimp Cane, you have to buy one in the form of the Wizard Wand, make sure to upgrade that s*** to ARCHIMAGE LEVEL, PLEB. NO COINS, U POOR CHING CHONG? GRIND SURVIVAL LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. And presto, you've now acquired your very own ARCANE PIMP WAND*! (*no skils required to operate it)
Your Name
Sweet!
Sweet!
Now, as an MLG Pro and Master of Pimpin' Sorcery, you must now acquire a really swagful name and for that, I suggest using this site! (http://pimp.name/pimp-name-generator/) Be sure to *COLOR* your name, make it italic and all that crap, because who cares if your name stands the Hell out and can be spotted from a mile away by a pro sniper* (*me)? IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SWAGGER.
Diamond Armor + Invisibility Potion + Regeneration Potion + Potion of Might = INVINCIBLE PIMP LORD
Because who cares if dem whiny skrubs complain about your potions/invisibility-- I mean, SKILLZ?! You got the suit. You got the swagger. You got the PIMP WAND. And you got the best build for an MLG Pro. Damn, they ain't got anything on you
Last Thoughts
Now that you are a Pimp Lord and certified PG3D MLG Pro, you are now free to go out to multiplayer and start pwning people. Go on, Pimp Lord! Destroy all those who oppose you! You are an absolutely indestructible and a total unstoppable force to be reckoned with!Up until I see you in my sights...