Don't be a Pixel Dater

TheRussian

Pixel Gun Legend REBORN
Here is some reasons why you really shouldn't pixel date.
Everyone knows that
1.) this is a shooting game. Not a dating site
2.) if you want a gf or bf, get out there. Not in the game.
3.) you should know better. Seriously guys. It's pixel GUN.
Not pixel DATE

And what me and my team of friends found that will scare the crap out of the daters.
1.) since when do girls need a boyfriend and go to their ipad, create a pixel gun 3d dating server, and ask for a bf. girls don't do that.
2.) practically no girls play this game at all.Which means all the girl skins are actually boy players using girl skins. And if there is a girl playing this game, I'm sure she dont wanna date.
3.) how do you know the "girl" isn't a guy. How do you know "she" is your age. How do you know "she" isn't a 42 year old adult male. How do you know.
It's kinda scary. How do you know it's a girl and not a stalker. How do you know.

So pixel daters of this game. You guys are really just basically asking out a dude using a girl skin. Sorry but this is your wake up call. Don't pixel date
 
Here is some reasons why you really shouldn't pixel date.
Everyone knows that
1.) this is a shooting game. Not a dating site
2.) if you want a gf or bf, get out there. Not in the game.
3.) you should know better. Seriously guys. It's pixel GUN.
Not pixel DATE

And what me and my team of friends found that will scare the crap out of the daters.
1.) since when do girls need a boyfriend and go to their ipad, create a pixel gun 3d dating server, and ask for a bf. girls don't do that.
2.) practically no girls play this game at all.Which means all the girl skins are actually boy players using girl skins. And if there is a girl playing this game, I'm sure she dont wanna date.
3.) how do you know the "girl" isn't a guy. How do you know "she" is your age. How do you know "she" isn't a 42 year old adult male. How do you know.
It's kinda scary. How do you know it's a girl and not a stalker. How do you know.

So pixel daters of this game. You guys are really just basically asking out a dude using a girl skin. Sorry but this is your wake up call. Don't pixel date

Yeah and remeber these rules of the Internet-
Rule 29-In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30-There are no girls on the internet.
Source- Urban Dictionary, link below
http:confused:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules 29 & 30
Also 35% of the servers have to do with dating or other wierd crap like bjs and stuff. I mean come on! This is a first person pixel shooter not a dating website!
Stangely theres an ad at the bottom of the page that says Top 5 Free Dating Sites AND I DONT EVEN SEARCH DATING SITES! Google tracks what the topic is on the page... TIME TO USE DUCKDUCKGO!
 
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Daily life of a dater..

Furst lemme join a datin surver and date em and after 3 minute I s** them.. DEM SEKC PIXELZ.
My thoughts.. Just why? Do boys get turned on by some virtual pixelated character? Just.. Why? It could be anyone! And I literally mean ANYONE.
 
My friend Rainbowslayer plays and she is a friend
And even you thought I was dating you'd be wrong because I'm pretty shure I'm the only lesbian playing PG3D
Well, again how many girls actually play this game and date. C'mon.
 
Daily life of a dater..

Furst lemme join a datin surver and date em and after 3 minute I s** them.. DEM SEKC PIXELZ.
My thoughts.. Just why? Do boys get turned on by some virtual pixelated character? Just.. Why? It could be anyone! And I literally mean ANYONE.

Its peoples wierd fetishes. like furries and stuff like that. I hope theres not a Rule 34 of pixelated characters... (asks a manchild). "There is because Rule 34, there is porn of it and no exeptions" said the manchild in a serious tone. "Well crap its the internet what did you expect"?
*Pulls out AK-74M on Rule 34 maker*
You ruined everything, now you shall die!
*Sqeezes trigger and fires*
Now no more wierd stuff thanks to Katyusha here, my AK-74M. :grin:
 
Its peoples wierd fetishes. like furries and stuff like that. I hope theres not a Rule 34 of pixelated characters... (asks a manchild). "There is because Rule 34, there is porn of it and no exeptions" said the manchild in a serious tone. "Well crap its the internet what did you expect"?
*Pulls out AK-74M on Rule 34 maker*
You ruined everything, now you shall die!
*Sqeezes trigger and fires*
Now no more wierd stuff thanks to Katyusha here, my AK-74M. :grin:
Lol
 
Rule 30-There are no girls on the internet.
*Summons Gearwolf, Brooke, and Hero*
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Then i scroll down and see this.
And I quote:
Once again, the reason we get these dating ads is because of this:

Since all the forum members around here hate daters and prommers, and talk about them extensively, Google's bots (programs that scan info on our website, feed it to Google's databanks, and store it there in case someone searches for something in relation to this forum), end up noticing our talk of dating, and in turn, feed the AdSense bots (programs that give advertisements based off site info), so they know which advertisements to spew out (in this case, dating ads).
 
Thats why im using Duckduckgo now. Cause when I went on google it shows an ad for "HIV Dating in the USA" then I was like "Nope", and switched browsers.
 
You should assume there are no girls on the Internet for safety rules. People can "catfish" you or lie and say they are a 14 year old girl when they are really a 37 year old man.
 
Daily life of a dater..

Furst lemme join a datin surver and date em and after 3 minute I s** them.. DEM SEKC PIXELZ.
My thoughts.. Just why? Do boys get turned on by some virtual pixelated character? Just.. Why? It could be anyone! And I literally mean ANYONE.
This is nothing.... Some people out there on the internet get turned on by pokemon.......
 
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