Creepy pasta character ideas

The Walmart Manager:

Everybody say that he's the nicest guy in the Walmart Company. He makes jokes, helps people with buying things and looks like a big teddy bear.
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But 5 minutes before closing he looks for buyers who don't recognized that the Walmart is closing soon. He wents to them with his sharp scissors and gouges out their eyes with them and ties a cloth around the mouth, so that they can't call for help. Subsequently he puts the (alive) bodies in the basement where only he has access. He's doing that for 16 years already...
 
Pixelgamer said:
The Walmart Manager:

Everybody say that he's the nicest guy in the Walmart Company. He makes jokes, helps people with buying things and looks like a big teddy bear.
feecms_x_x_x

But 5 minutes before closing he looks for buyers who don't recognized that the Walmart is closing soon. He wents to them with his sharp scissors and gouges out their eyes with them and ties a cloth around the mouth, so that they can't call for help. Subsequently he puts the (alive) bodies in the basement where only he has access. He's doing that for 16 years already...
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So basically your average wallmart manager?
 
Pixelgamer said:
The Walmart Manager:

Everybody say that he's the nicest guy in the Walmart Company. He makes jokes, helps people with buying things and looks like a big teddy bear.
feecms_x_x_x

But 5 minutes before closing he looks for buyers who don't recognized that the Walmart is closing soon. He wents to them with his sharp scissors and gouges out their eyes with them and ties a cloth around the mouth, so that they can't call for help. Subsequently he puts the (alive) bodies in the basement where only he has access. He's doing that for 16 years already...
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This is why I shop at Kroger/Fred Meyer....

I only go to Walmart if my local Kroger/Fred Meyer is out of a certain flavor of Gatorade.......
 
At Walmart, you don't but THEIR things, they buy YOUR things, which is technically armed robbery because Walmart employees always carry around a gun. (You haven't seen the dark side of Walmart yet, have you?)
 
Termy said:
At Walmart, you don't but THEIR things, they buy YOUR things, which is technically armed robbery because Walmart employees always carry around a gun. (You haven't seen the dark side of Walmart yet, have you?)
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Every side of walmart is dark. From the semi-retarded redneck gun fanatics, to the buttcrack of a morbidly obese woman that's wearing a t-shirt that has "You can't handle a real woman like me" written on it (not even a forklift could do that), to the poor beta fish swimming in their own filth, while suffocating in air-tight containers. There is not a single thing good about walmart. It is a cancerous growth that will never die because of the idiot lower middle class americans, wasting their money on junk food and other stupid c*** cause of "muh freedums". Walmart itself is creepier than anything on this planet.
 
Irish said:
Every side of walmart is dark. From the semi-retarded redneck gun fanatics, to the buttcrack of a morbidly obese woman that's wearing a t-shirt that has "You can't handle a real woman like me" written on it (not even a forklift could do that), to the poor beta fish swimming in their own filth, while suffocating in air-tight containers. There is not a single thing good about walmart. It is a cancerous growth that will never die because of the idiot lower middle class americans, wasting their money on junk food and other stupid c*** cause of "muh freedums". Walmart itself is creepier than anything on this planet.
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Seems you have only seen the dark side of America. Oh, and crap is not a bad word according to Adam's book of wisdom. Ask Adam for proof.
 
Termy said:
Seems you have only seen the dark side of America. Oh, and crap is not a bad word according to Adam's book of wisdom. Ask Adam for proof.
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Probably, cause the dark side is definitely more prominent than the light side. And I never seem to understand why crap isn't seen as a bad word. Every game I have ever played never had crap censored.
 
Irish said:
Every side of walmart is dark. From the semi-retarded redneck gun fanatics, to the buttcrack of a morbidly obese woman that's wearing a t-shirt that has "You can't handle a real woman like me" written on it (not even a forklift could do that), to the poor beta fish swimming in their own filth, while suffocating in air-tight containers. There is not a single thing good about walmart. It is a cancerous growth that will never die because of the idiot lower middle class americans, wasting their money on junk food and other stupid c*** cause of "muh freedums". Walmart itself is creepier than anything on this planet.
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well at least my local Walmart stopped selling fish literally about a decade ago....
 
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