1) =_= sleep with one eye open tonight
2) Yankeedoodle was under heavy influence of hallucinogenic substances, and his hat seemed to have taken on the persona of a living can of macaroni and cheese
3) Yes, it's designed to tempt, lure and trap you financially and physically. Those who escape and flee home may think they're safe, but sometimes Hain employment there, and live out the rest of their lives as slaves.
4) Yes, very bad, animal crackers have feelings too
5) Because the temperature and concentration of air within the bottle isn't at the optimum point at which the glue dries, so it only dries in contact with the outside air.
6) Water causes things to bunch up together, making them darker
7) I don't know, humans are stupid xP