The DeviantArt Conspiracy

DeviantArt is a website.

It is for art.

Art is a three letter word

Illuminati confirmed

But that's a really stupid illogical reason for DeviantART to be illuminati. We must go deeper

Alright, so if we browse through the website we may see pictures like this...

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(pyrography portrait of a panda bear by brandojones)

..or, erm... something like this.

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(unknown but definitely not mine)

Sadly, DeviantArt is approximately 95% of the latter.

Anyway, DeviantArt was created on August 7, 2000. It was created for a good cause, at least.

August has 6 letters.

You know what else has 6 letters?

That's right. The word knight.

Well, DeviantArt is only one website and not a community of websites so 6-1 is 5.

Sonic has 5 letters.

Sonic takes up 85% of DeviantArt and is probably the most annoying thing in the history of anything ever.

Want proof?

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Whoops, wrong picture. Here's the real one.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Did you see? There are 3 figures on the piece of art in the spoiler thing.

3.

Illuminati has 3 sides

Illuminati confirmed.

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DeviantArt is a website.

It is for art.

Art is a three letter word

Illuminati confirmed

But that's a really stupid illogical reason for DeviantART to be illuminati. We must go deeper

Alright, so if we browse through the website we may see pictures like this...

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(pyrography portrait of a panda bear by brandojones)

..or, erm... something like this.

View attachment 8272
(unknown but definitely not mine)

Sadly, DeviantArt is approximately 95% of the latter.

Anyway, DeviantArt was created on August 7, 2000. It was created for a good cause, at least.

August has 6 letters.

You know what else has 6 letters?

That's right. The word knight.

Well, DeviantArt is only one website and not a community of websites so 6-1 is 5.

Sonic has 5 letters.

Sonic takes up 85% of DeviantArt and is probably the most annoying thing in the history of anything ever.

Want proof?


Whoops, wrong picture. Here's the real one.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Did you see? There are 3 figures on the piece of art in the spoiler thing.

3.

Illuminati has 3 sides

Illuminati confirmed.

View attachment 8274
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Of course, the illuminati isn't involved with DeviantArt, and this is all a satire, but we can deny the fact that 15% of the art there is actually normal art, and 95% of the art there is just autistic-garbage. Wait, then that means your point has a point Well played, Rabid Pachyderm.
 
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