Forum Game: Ban the person above you!

I ban you for being involved in the kidnap of three school boys aged 4,5 and 6 and using them to rob the Swiss bank as decoys so the security guards fall for it but you are unaware that there are not one but two sets of security guards who dream of cheese eating cats in the future.
 
I ban you further because of cruelty to the keyboard in front of you whose buttons pressed recklessly in your wake suffer a much unwanted fate
 
I ban you for sneaking into bat cave and stealing all of batman's weapons to try to stick them into the game to render them usable
 
I ban you for modifying einstein's theory of relativity, making it e=mc circled knowing that circles have no vertices unlike squares whose area is equal to the product of its diagonals divided by two, but a circle has an area of pi*r squared so now you are shouting at the cashier at a restaurant for not delivering pie on time.
 
I ban you for raising cleopatra's lost snake in favour of raising public awareness on earth day although you use plastic bottles still in your campaign to promote plastics to save money for plastic surgery to change your face into a squirmy toad face.
 
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