List of rules you had to follow as a little kid

[ElectricShrew65]

So, do you guys remember the rules you had to follow when you were just kids?
If you remember them, post it here.
These were the rules given to me when I was five.

1. In theme parks, do not push other kids out of the way to get to mascots.
2. Speak slowly. You speak like you're using a language mix of Greek and Mexican.
3. Pee in the toilet, not the sink.
4. Don't kick the mascots at your birthday party. This isn't Tae Kwon Doe or Karate.
5. Don't jump on the bed.
6. When bullied, please don't throw your lunchbox at the bully. Last time you did that, you knocked that bully out cold.
7. Do not run around pretending you're Buzz Lightyear in some supermarket.
8. Do not try planking on escalators.
9. When you have to kiss your grandma, please don't complain that she's ugly, looks like Godzilla and probably has ebola.
10. DO. NOT. THROW. YOUR. CONTROLLER. AT. THE. TV. WHEN. PLAYING. CALL. OF. DUTY!
11. Eat spaghetti with your fork, please. The hand of your action figure is definitely not the best thing to use.
And, the list goes on and on and on.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

1. Avoid black people. They will rob you. (Don't report me for this! My parents were racist.)
2. Always love your sister no matter how many times she crushed your finger with a door.
3. Clay is not food.
4. The barber is here to cut your hair, not kill you with a chainsaw.

 

[Hayabusa]

1. Avoid black people. They will rob you. (Don't report me for this! My parents were racist.)

Lol, that sounds so stereotypical.

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

1. DONT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO WITHOUT YOUR INHALER
2. Don't walk into tall grass
3. Avoid eye contact with People who look mean
4. Avoid Furries
5. Stay away from pokemon that know spore

 

[TitanLegends]

1. Avoid black people. They will rob you. (Don't report me for this! My parents were racist.)
2. Always love your sister no matter how many times she crushed your finger with a door.
3. Clay is not food.
4. The barber is here to cut your hair, not kill you with a chainsaw.

Are you currently emo? I don't know but when I first read your quote the first thing I thought was emo.
Anyway.
1. Study
2. Study
3. Study
4. Study.
And yes I have Asian parents

 

[Inferno the Assassin]

Rule 1. Do not be an emo like your sister
Rule 2. Do not be a screamo like your brother

Well, I'm becoming a mix of both

 

[MatthewGo707]

Rule 1. Do not lie to the parents
Rule 2. Don't be a racist.
Rule 3. Do not be rude.