[Forum Game] Try to Make the Funniest Puns!

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Hey guys, LeafGaming here and today, we are going to play a forum game called, Try to Make the Funniest Puns! Simply, in this minigame, all you have to do is make a pun and try to get as many "funny" ratings as you can.
e.g. Me: START!
Member A: Man, why are funny mountains hilarious?
Member B: How many terrabytes can the Internet fit?
Member C: Man, I rili need to go to the bathroom.
Despite me looking I'm crying, I actually am the hepiest Lenny ever. ( ͡| ͜' ͡| )
Alright, start.
(nu mai pwnz socs, s0 *Don't Judge Me*)
 
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Alright, this one is abit comical.

An old guy by the name of Jeremias was 96 years old, he suffered from arrhythmia, which is a heart disease, keeping that aside. He was still a virgin, and had never touched himself before.
On his 97th birthday, his nephew decided to take the old sack of bones to a StripClub for the first time in his entire life. A few hours later he was reported dead, the cause of the death was heart attack due to overexcitement.
What's the name of the movie? Die Hard.

Not exactly a pun, but it's what you have for dinner, eat it or cry over it.
 
For me, these are the funniest puns so far taken from Punsville
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
 
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