AWSD-Spectre
i eat tires
THE MURST SPOCKIE CAMPING WORL
BY: QWERPTTEHPERSHUM
(Google Translated version for people that cringe at grammer errors and such...)
So I was playing Pixle Gun 3d with my friends, and I saw an update in Google Play. I decided with my hyper-realistic head to download it. I waited 1337 seconds (was it the illuminati?), and I played the game. I was 420 no-scoping everyone in the map with my dragon buddy. Then my dragon buddy ate me and I died (Wtf man I thought we were friends). Things happened that were scary, but my average creepypasta character brain told me to continue the game. After 69 minutes of playing the game, I accidentally died, but Jesus bought me an extra life, and told me hi. I died again, and a skeleton popped out (and it was realistic)..."BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE", said Billy Mays, and I woke up in my death-bed. Shrek then looked at me with his illuminati eyes, and said, "Ogres are like Ogres, so my swaws". I died for real, and you're next okay?...sorry :[
(Cod-kid version for those people who laugh at grammer errors and stuff...)
SU I WUZ PLAYIG PIXIE GUN 4D WIT ME FIENDZ AND I CHAW AM UPDAT EN GOGGLE PLALP!!!1! I DESIDED WIT MY HYPER-REALISTIC HED TO DOWMLOAB ETT. I WATED 1337 SEKONZ (WUZ ET TEH ELLOMYNARPY?!?1!) END I PLALPD THE GAMZ. I WUZ 420 NUUU-SKOPIG EVRYWEN EN TEH MAPZ WIT MY BRAGON BUDIE :]]]. TEN MAH BAGON BUDIE AET MEH AND I DED :[[[ (WTF MAN I TOT WE WUR FIENDS). TINGZ HAPPEND TAT WUR SUAUY, BUT MY AVERAGE CRAPPYPARSTA KARAKTR BRIAN TULD MEH TO COMTINU TEH GAM. AFTER 69 MINUEET OF PLAYIG TEH GAM, I AX-EDENTALY DED, BUT JEBUS BOGHT MEH AN XTRA LIF, AND TOD MEH HI :]]]. I DED AGIN, AND A SKELETON POOPED OUT (AND ET WUZ HYPER-REALISTIC)..."BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE" SED BILLY MAYS, AND I WOK UP EN ME DED BED. SHREK TEN LOKED AT MEH WITH HIS ELLOMYNARPY I'S AND SED, "OGRES ARE LIKE OGRES, SO MY SWAWS". I DED FOR REALZ, AND UR NEXT OKAY...SOZ :[[[
(Authors Note: If you thought this story was bad, then this means two things: You actually thought this story was legit [btw, Super-Late April Fools], or you haven't realized that this is actually a Trollpasta...)
P.S. SOZ FUR MAKIN U TEH NEXT DED, ME MUM TOLD MEH TE DU ETT :[[[
BY: QWERPTTEHPERSHUM
(Google Translated version for people that cringe at grammer errors and such...)
So I was playing Pixle Gun 3d with my friends, and I saw an update in Google Play. I decided with my hyper-realistic head to download it. I waited 1337 seconds (was it the illuminati?), and I played the game. I was 420 no-scoping everyone in the map with my dragon buddy. Then my dragon buddy ate me and I died (Wtf man I thought we were friends). Things happened that were scary, but my average creepypasta character brain told me to continue the game. After 69 minutes of playing the game, I accidentally died, but Jesus bought me an extra life, and told me hi. I died again, and a skeleton popped out (and it was realistic)..."BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE", said Billy Mays, and I woke up in my death-bed. Shrek then looked at me with his illuminati eyes, and said, "Ogres are like Ogres, so my swaws". I died for real, and you're next okay?...sorry :[
(Cod-kid version for those people who laugh at grammer errors and stuff...)
SU I WUZ PLAYIG PIXIE GUN 4D WIT ME FIENDZ AND I CHAW AM UPDAT EN GOGGLE PLALP!!!1! I DESIDED WIT MY HYPER-REALISTIC HED TO DOWMLOAB ETT. I WATED 1337 SEKONZ (WUZ ET TEH ELLOMYNARPY?!?1!) END I PLALPD THE GAMZ. I WUZ 420 NUUU-SKOPIG EVRYWEN EN TEH MAPZ WIT MY BRAGON BUDIE :]]]. TEN MAH BAGON BUDIE AET MEH AND I DED :[[[ (WTF MAN I TOT WE WUR FIENDS). TINGZ HAPPEND TAT WUR SUAUY, BUT MY AVERAGE CRAPPYPARSTA KARAKTR BRIAN TULD MEH TO COMTINU TEH GAM. AFTER 69 MINUEET OF PLAYIG TEH GAM, I AX-EDENTALY DED, BUT JEBUS BOGHT MEH AN XTRA LIF, AND TOD MEH HI :]]]. I DED AGIN, AND A SKELETON POOPED OUT (AND ET WUZ HYPER-REALISTIC)..."BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE" SED BILLY MAYS, AND I WOK UP EN ME DED BED. SHREK TEN LOKED AT MEH WITH HIS ELLOMYNARPY I'S AND SED, "OGRES ARE LIKE OGRES, SO MY SWAWS". I DED FOR REALZ, AND UR NEXT OKAY...SOZ :[[[
(Authors Note: If you thought this story was bad, then this means two things: You actually thought this story was legit [btw, Super-Late April Fools], or you haven't realized that this is actually a Trollpasta...)
P.S. SOZ FUR MAKIN U TEH NEXT DED, ME MUM TOLD MEH TE DU ETT :[[[
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