Serendipity
Well-Known Member
Alright, let's start this off with the reason as to why RiliSoft hasn't updated iOS yet... Nobody knows, it could either be Alex's laziness to update our platform or iOS's BLAZING SNAIL SPEED at approving updates, either ways, here are some points as to why it's still good not to have Update 6.0.0:
- The Accessories don't have an actual effect, therefore you don't need to wear a PIMP CAPE (ARCHIMAGE, BABY!) or SWAGGAFUL CROWN on your carefully designed military uniform. - Consider that, if you're the type like me who enjoys making/modifying skins, then you'd understand the feeling of wearing unwanted accessories which obviously won't fit your skin. Or if you don't care about skins, the crown/hats and capes in general look goofy and stand out, especially the crown which I call "that hat that helps me score headshots".
- No friend system = You can stalk people effectively. - YES, thanks to Pixel Gun's incapability of a whisper command, you can stalk cybering teenagers/kids and effectively discourage them from continuing to grind their pixels against each other by wearing a REALLY disturbing skin (I.e. the zombie skin or if you're a creative wacko like me, my ARCHIMAGE-PIMP-SLOTH-THING). Just approach those cybering kids and go "*BREATHES VIOLENTLY AGAINST YOUR NECK* HAI, IM GARY GLITTER.", "CAN I S**T IN YOUR MOUTH?" or just simply cause confusion + disgust by saying you know that girl and that she's a 30-year-old guy IRL.
- You can STILL cheat for coins, jailbreak, hack yo Pixul Gunz and acquire 999999 COINS.. - WHY SUPPORT A GAME THAT DOESN'T EVEN UPDATE? WHY NOT JAILBREAK AND GIT 99999 COINS?? YOU CAN BUY DIAMOND ARMOR + POTION OF HASTE + POTION OF SWAG ALL DAY ERRRY DAY. (Actually, I haven't tested this yet and my iPad isn't jail broke soo yeah. But I hear you can. >> )